What is a typical "HAbel" line?

So a recent trend has sprung among my friends for Facebook entertainment.  I think it's probably just an attention grabber or a means to keep people from being bored and/or homesick for school or camp friends, but I have had fun playing along.  The trend is in the form of a Facebook post that looks a little like this:

What is a typical "HAbel" line? Copy and see what your friends say, replacing my name with yours.

It is quite entertaining I must say, and I have had a good time checking my friends' Facebook statuses for comments that seem similar to something I would say or better yet, hear from them myself.  While I haven't indulged in this Facebook activity myself, this sparked a lovely conversation between my roommates and me, and we ended up with some pretty self-explanatory quotes about each other.  With that, let me present to you the typical quotes from the Love Shack (names removed to keep some privacy):

"I'm going to take a nap" • "I have so much work to do" • "Can I say something mean?" • "This might be mean, but..." • "Can we just get GPS?" • "I could go for some ice cream right now" • "The pot of gold is really lacking right now" • "Is it wrong that...?" • "I really should be working/sleeping, but look at this..." • "When did you go to bed last night" "Oh, just 4:00" • "Vegetables are gross" • "Do we have to go to chapter?" • "I think I'm getting sick again" • "YAMS" • "Is SNL on tonight?" • "Can we watch Will Ferrell as Dubya again?" • "Only x more days until Christmas!" • "Who's clothes are in the dryer?" • "I'll change the dishes I swear" • "I found a bag of peanut butter M&M's in my bathing suit drawer" • "Go like my insta" • "Ben & Jerry's has a new flavor" • "Ben & Jerry's is on sale at Publix"

Hope you were pleasantly as amused with the banter between us as I am.  I dare YOU to take part in this fun activity now; change your Facebook status, see what your friends think.  You may end up learning more about yourself than you thought...or you may end up laughing at the funny (& potentially stupid) things that you say.